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Sex story Tee

Here’s a sex story for horny bitches like you: Jessie had been horny for hours when she finally mustered up the courage to ask her boyfriend to fuck. She sent a text begging him to come to her place that night, and he loved the thought of her begging him to fuck. At 8:30 he walked into her home with his 11” boner to find her almost fully naked, with only a black thong and her bra dangling between her fingers. She had been sitting on the couch with her legs wide open, waiting for him. He dove at her aggressively, scooping her up by the insides of her thighs, and carried her upstairs to her room. “Please just give it to me,” Jessie begged. “Please just give it to me, what?”, Aiden teased. “Please just give it to me, daddy-” she screamed with a moan as he penetrated her with his fingers. Aiden passionately kissed her while she was locked in her moment of bliss. It didn’t last for long though- her sighs of joy had quickly turned into screams of pleasure as he began to eat her out. Aiden focused on her clit, sucking and licked all around it until her back was arched and she was screaming so loud that the neighbors might’ve heard them. He looked up from her pink, throbbing pussy for just a moment, but that was all she needed. Jessie dove at Aidens crotch violently, and began to give him a blowjob of a lifetime. “PLEASE, DON’T STOP BABY”, he screamed as he shot his load into her mouth. She looked up deviously and made eye contact- and then she swallowed all of it.

Mug Hoodie

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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Review by Kristen G.

I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !

Kristen G. Jul 22
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hehe mine said skibidi

alpha g. Jul 22
Review by Fred F.

Feels great love the shitt

Fred F. Jul 3
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Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.

Smitha M. Jul 3
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Wore it to school.

Monica L. Jun 28

Love this shirt so much

Joey L. Jun 16
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Review by No M.

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smith May 7

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude May 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B. Apr 28
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gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made

the gooderesting Apr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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