Sex story Tee
Here’s a sex story for horny bitches like you: Jessie had been horny for hours when she finally mustered up the courage to ask her boyfriend to fuck. She sent a text begging him to come to her place that night, and he loved the thought of her begging him to fuck. At 8:30 he walked into her home with his 11” boner to find her almost fully naked, with only a black thong and her bra dangling between her fingers. She had been sitting on the couch with her legs wide open, waiting for him. He dove at her aggressively, scooping her up by the insides of her thighs, and carried her upstairs to her room. “Please just give it to me,” Jessie begged. “Please just give it to me, what?”, Aiden teased. “Please just give it to me, daddy-” she screamed with a moan as he penetrated her with his fingers. Aiden passionately kissed her while she was locked in her moment of bliss. It didn’t last for long though- her sighs of joy had quickly turned into screams of pleasure as he began to eat her out. Aiden focused on her clit, sucking and licked all around it until her back was arched and she was screaming so loud that the neighbors might’ve heard them. He looked up from her pink, throbbing pussy for just a moment, but that was all she needed. Jessie dove at Aidens crotch violently, and began to give him a blowjob of a lifetime. “PLEASE, DON’T STOP BABY”, he screamed as he shot his load into her mouth. She looked up deviously and made eye contact- and then she swallowed all of it.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.