Garrett Mug
Garrett is a person that is incredibly rare to find in this life. If and when you ever do meet a Garrett, just know that you’ll have to prepare yourself for a few things. 1. Prepare for being a good listener, because Garrett’s can sure talk a lot. But you’re going to love listening to him. Just hearing his sweet voice is enough to make you feel like all your worries are nonexistent. 2. He’s going to be incredibly funny, so prepare for the stomach aches and sore cheeks from laughing and smiling so damn much. 3. Once you see how beautiful Garrett’s are, you’re going to never want to take your eyes off him. 4. He’s going to love you hard. Even if you’re miles away from each other, you will feel so loved. 5. You’ll realize sooner or later that he is your soulmate, and that you wish you met him sooner. 6. He’s going to have a few things to talk about that will be hard to hear. And you’re going to do everything you can to make him realize that you aren’t going anywhere. Keep trying until he fully understands that. He is blonde after all, so you may have to repeat it a few times. Overall, if you ever have the privilege of meeting a wonderful human with the name Garrett, know that you are very lucky. Garrett’s are beautiful, inside and out. You’ll say the words “I love you” but it’ll never feel enough compared to how you truly feel. He’s a special man, and he deserves the world.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
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its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
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My daughter is a Seinfeld afficianato. She was pleasantly surprised when she opened the package with her Penske File mug. It has the definition of Penske File from the Urban dictionary. Totally worth the price!
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The Urban Dictionary is a unique place to find anecdotal memories on all sorts of stuff. Their ongoing communication once your order is placed is excellent. I have put in a significant number of orders recently, and the communication regarding my order status is excellent. I have had one order misplaced in transit. They have contacted me to say that they will get back to me, but to this point, they have not. So, that's a bit of a caveat in my rating. Overall, I would rate their products and customer service as good. I would not hesitate to deal with them in the future. Fill Your Boots with Whatever You Want to Order. Nice job, "Urban Dictionary."
Thank you for sharing this Unique piece of Artwork. You are the only one that offered this. Thank you for the quality service you have provided not only in what you offer but right on to the quality packaging as well. Thanks again - Peggy Hall
My brother Tom became an uncle & urban dictionary created a wonderful uncle Tom mug…
It is special to have a mug that has to do with my dad who invented a word when we were growing up. He passed away last year. Drinking from this mug is like spending time with him.
Quick turnaround time and good quality merchandise.
very cool kanye for me gave it to my crush and now were dating so yea
I bought a Prone mug and i love it its so good imma prone to the bathroom now brb