Garrett
Garrett is a person that is incredibly rare to find in this life. If and when you ever do meet a Garrett, just know that you’ll have to prepare yourself for a few things. 1. Prepare for being a good listener, because Garrett’s can sure talk a lot. But you’re going to love listening to him. Just hearing his sweet voice is enough to make you feel like all your worries are nonexistent. 2. He’s going to be incredibly funny, so prepare for the stomach aches and sore cheeks from laughing and smiling so damn much. 3. Once you see how beautiful Garrett’s are, you’re going to never want to take your eyes off him. 4. He’s going to love you hard. Even if you’re miles away from each other, you will feel so loved. 5. You’ll realize sooner or later that he is your soulmate, and that you wish you met him sooner. 6. He’s going to have a few things to talk about that will be hard to hear. And you’re going to do everything you can to make him realize that you aren’t going anywhere. Keep trying until he fully understands that. He is blonde after all, so you may have to repeat it a few times. Overall, if you ever have the privilege of meeting a wonderful human with the name Garrett, know that you are very lucky. Garrett’s are beautiful, inside and out. You’ll say the words “I love you” but it’ll never feel enough compared to how you truly feel. He’s a special man, and he deserves the world.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Easy to order quality mug.
It’s cute and wasn’t broken when it shipped. Just smaller than expected
I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf
I thought this mug was a bear.
it is pretty good but not all of it describes me god bless all Nevaeh's
i love it i love this mug my boyfriend got this for me as a gift i love it very much i highly recommend this for you or a loved one it is very good i am planning to get my mans one on his birthday i hope he will love it thanks guys for listening
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This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
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