Claude Von Riegan
The most perfect specimen in existence. The moment i started up FE3H and saw his beautiful green eyes i knew he was the one. Even if he poisons the other houses with his homemade laxatives. He is incredible, he is an icon, and he is the only viable option for a lifelong partner out of the Fire Emblem Three Houses roster. He also ended racism in imperial year 1200. What a perfect guy. One of his favorite teas are Almryan Pine Needles. When you go for a teatime with him and give him that delectable blend, you will be able to spend as much time as you like joking and laughing with the future leader of the Leicester Alliance. He is the perfect person and if he existed in real life the world would end due to how perfect he is. Even though countless attempts on his life were made by his own brothers, he is still more sane than both Psycho Dimitri and War Criminal Edelgard after Byleth’s 5 years of slumber. He is the one true person to choose when walking down the path of life. Any other option is horrible and should not be chosen. Claude Von Riegan is the only way.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
Best mug i have ever purchased! Subscribe
I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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