Evan Mug
Evan T. There is way too much to say about HER. I’ve seen so many definitions on here, but most of them are about guys. So this one is for you, Evan. Evan is the kind of girl that you only meet once in your lifetime.. if you are lucky. She will waltz into your life and completely disrupt the natural orbit of things, in the most magical way. She is enchanting, like a fairytale, yet, she is no princess though she is as beautiful as one. Evan is a warrior. She fights hard for the ones that she loves, and she is graceful while she does it. Like a diamond, stronger than any stone, but desired by kings. Elvis was right, only fools rush in, and the ones that have, didn’t know what they had stumbled upon when they found her. Even I am guilty of not cherishing her while I had the chance. Evan’s eyes are like warm, wild honey, made by a thousand, devoted bees. Pair that with the way the sun hits them at just the right moment, you will find yourself hopelessly and utterly captivated. I could write more, but I might just leave it at that. If you come across this girl, don’t let her slip through your fingers like sand. You will regret it. Evan, you may never see this, but if you do, I hope you know that you were the piece of paper that I was too afraid to put my pen to, and the story I regret never writing. I knew the very moment that we met, you would be the one that got away. I wasn’t the shore that deserved your waves. And for all the times that I never said it, I love you, too:)
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Customer Reviews
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
What a sexy ass mug ヾ(*’Ｏ’*)/
My daughter is a Seinfeld afficianato. She was pleasantly surprised when she opened the package with her Penske File mug. It has the definition of Penske File from the Urban dictionary. Totally worth the price!
gay mug very spicy
The Urban Dictionary is a unique place to find anecdotal memories on all sorts of stuff. Their ongoing communication once your order is placed is excellent. I have put in a significant number of orders recently, and the communication regarding my order status is excellent. I have had one order misplaced in transit. They have contacted me to say that they will get back to me, but to this point, they have not. So, that's a bit of a caveat in my rating. Overall, I would rate their products and customer service as good. I would not hesitate to deal with them in the future. Fill Your Boots with Whatever You Want to Order. Nice job, "Urban Dictionary."