Eyen Mug
Eyen is one in a billion type of girl. She's the type that will make you think about her day and night if you randomly saw her one day at the corner of a bar. She will give out "don't ever talk to me" kind of vibe. But if by any chance you're able to get to know her, she will turn into a completely different person, like the 180 degrees jaw-dropping kind of different. She will be your definition of beautiful inside out. She is super charming and pure at the same time. Her personality will make you fall in love with her instantly, and her looks will make you go crazy for her. But her brain capacity is somehow lower than a nintendo 3DS, stupid can't even begin to describe her. If she's your friend, then consider yourself lucky, she'll always put a smile on your face with her incredibly bad sense of humor. If you date her, then consider yourself the luckiest guy on earth. She will want your attention 24/7 but are always shy to ask for it. She will complain to you about her weight, but then proceed to eat a pint of ice cream within the same 10 minutes. She has some really weird ways of showing her affection, like biting you, or twerking in front of you when you wake up in the morning. She will always find a new way to make you fall head over heels for her every single day. If you got yourself an Eyen, don't ever let her go, do everything in your power to keep her in your arms. You will realize that she's your greatest blessing and your endless joy.
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awesome product!
This mug made me to from a Level 1 Crook to Level 100 Mafia Boss instantly. I ascended to the heavens above when it came to the door and God himself told me "your a boss now cuh" and i descended feeling very powerful. Next thing I knew everyone loved me. However 4/5 stars because now I have too many fans and one is holding me hostage.... help
The mug is awesome, the yellow color is great but green is also good, the scream mug is the best mug in my entyre live!!! I can't imagine my life without this mug, i cant stop buing it.... I have like 30 mugs every color in this site and also i'm ordered a new one, please help me.
It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
This mug made me horny.
looks perfect!!! we loved it
I ordered 4 of your mugs -- and have received 3; hopefully, the 4th is on its way! So far, I've received "fame," "620," and "$" ... only needing "hulo." ...It might be a matter of me being patient, that the 4th mug is on its way. However, the 3 received SO far are all EXCEPTIONAL, in every way!!! Mark Moilanen
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
it's the best mug of the world !!!!!
wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^