Sex Story Mug
My best friend, Brooke, got home from work a few minutes after 10pm. "I'm home! I'm gonna change into pj's and start a movie, wanna join me?" She asked. "Sure." I say. A few minutes later we're both sitting downstairs on the couch watching After. I look over at her. She's wearing a tight tank top with loose shorts. I can see her tits very clearly through her top. I can't help myself but check her out, she notices. She gives me an up and down. "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" She asks me, I nod. She moves closer then kisses me. I pull off her shirt as our tongues touch. Her tits are big! She pulls of my shirt and pants. Soon we're both fully naked. I push her down onto the couch and stand above her. "I wanna fuck you." I say. She smiles then spreads her legs open. I enter her, she can't help but moan. "Harder!" She tells me. I go faster, harder, thrusting myself deeper into her. She continues to moan as I go deeper. I soon pull myself out of her as she pushes me onto the couch. She bends over to my dick and starts giving me a hand job. Soon my dick is in her mouth, it feels amazing. After a minute she leans back on to me and starts kissing me again. I grab her perfect ass, our chests touch each other. We stop kissing but she's still on me. I continue gripping her ass. We lean up and sit on the couch once again, but this time she's sitting on my lap. I place my hand on her wet pussy. I find her clit and start fingering her. She leans back onto my shoulder as she moans.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
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My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
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The Urban Dictionary is a unique place to find anecdotal memories on all sorts of stuff. Their ongoing communication once your order is placed is excellent. I have put in a significant number of orders recently, and the communication regarding my order status is excellent. I have had one order misplaced in transit. They have contacted me to say that they will get back to me, but to this point, they have not. So, that's a bit of a caveat in my rating. Overall, I would rate their products and customer service as good. I would not hesitate to deal with them in the future. Fill Your Boots with Whatever You Want to Order. Nice job, "Urban Dictionary."
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It is special to have a mug that has to do with my dad who invented a word when we were growing up. He passed away last year. Drinking from this mug is like spending time with him.
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