Sex Story
My best friend, Brooke, got home from work a few minutes after 10pm. "I'm home! I'm gonna change into pj's and start a movie, wanna join me?" She asked. "Sure." I say. A few minutes later we're both sitting downstairs on the couch watching After. I look over at her. She's wearing a tight tank top with loose shorts. I can see her tits very clearly through her top. I can't help myself but check her out, she notices. She gives me an up and down. "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" She asks me, I nod. She moves closer then kisses me. I pull off her shirt as our tongues touch. Her tits are big! She pulls of my shirt and pants. Soon we're both fully naked. I push her down onto the couch and stand above her. "I wanna fuck you." I say. She smiles then spreads her legs open. I enter her, she can't help but moan. "Harder!" She tells me. I go faster, harder, thrusting myself deeper into her. She continues to moan as I go deeper. I soon pull myself out of her as she pushes me onto the couch. She bends over to my dick and starts giving me a hand job. Soon my dick is in her mouth, it feels amazing. After a minute she leans back on to me and starts kissing me again. I grab her perfect ass, our chests touch each other. We stop kissing but she's still on me. I continue gripping her ass. We lean up and sit on the couch once again, but this time she's sitting on my lap. I place my hand on her wet pussy. I find her clit and start fingering her. She leans back onto my shoulder as she moans.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Good quality ceramic cup! Worth the novelty price!
Perfect gift for my gf
Looks great! Came quick
Gave it to my nerd brother. He used it consume liquid
Love it
as a fan of non-Z-generation-UD (since 2000 more or less) , especially of old-school definitions ("phat!") (as Nick, the more time passes by, the more I reach my inner age = 75 XD) , I totally appreciated the delivery in time for Christmas! (whispering) Perhaps printing quality in the Spain printing company is not as good as in the US, but - hey! - I got it before Christmas as a gift for my thank-God-non-Gen-Z-sister! ;) hugs from the eighties, and from Italy, and thanks! Mario
This is SO cool. Morning coffee will always memorialize my new addition to the English lexicon.
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Item came at appropriate time in good condition.
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Got exactly what I wanted. Very happy with my mug.
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
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Looked great, came earlier than expected, and in perfect condition!
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
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Every Aspect of my Order (as First-Time customer) was actually very good, nice. .I ordered a white drinking mug with a Red background with text. would recommend this Site again.
so cool! u can make sarcastic stuff too. i put: sarcasm: being an absolute asshole
Like the mug for my daughter, but didn’t notice that I had color choices when checking out. The yellow was pre-set so I got that color. Would much rather have selected a different color.
Cute, well-made mug! Exactly like the photo. I can't wait to give this as a gift this Christmas!
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