Sex Story mug
My best friend, Brooke, got home from work a few minutes after 10pm. "I'm home! I'm gonna change into pj's and start a movie, wanna join me?" She asked. "Sure." I say. A few minutes later we're both sitting downstairs on the couch watching After. I look over at her. She's wearing a tight tank top with loose shorts. I can see her tits very clearly through her top. I can't help myself but check her out, she notices. She gives me an up and down. "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" She asks me, I nod. She moves closer then kisses me. I pull off her shirt as our tongues touch. Her tits are big! She pulls of my shirt and pants. Soon we're both fully naked. I push her down onto the couch and stand above her. "I wanna fuck you." I say. She smiles then spreads her legs open. I enter her, she can't help but moan. "Harder!" She tells me. I go faster, harder, thrusting myself deeper into her. She continues to moan as I go deeper. I soon pull myself out of her as she pushes me onto the couch. She bends over to my dick and starts giving me a hand job. Soon my dick is in her mouth, it feels amazing. After a minute she leans back on to me and starts kissing me again. I grab her perfect ass, our chests touch each other. We stop kissing but she's still on me. I continue gripping her ass. We lean up and sit on the couch once again, but this time she's sitting on my lap. I place my hand on her wet pussy. I find her clit and start fingering her. She leans back onto my shoulder as she moans.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
- Glossy ceramic, 11 oz
- Vivid artwork fused into the finish, not a vinyl decal
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Word on front, definition on back
- Approximately 3.8" tall
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
A mug for your boyfriend Paul????? My boyfriend is not called Paul. I don't even have a boyfriend
Great mug... finally got my ""your mom gay lol" mug, I'm so happy
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It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.
with this we regain gods trust This mug changes my views of humanity. I think we may have a chance of not going extinct. Everyone should own this fantastic mug. Oh it's also has a nice handle.
Love that I got an Urban Dictionary word definition from someone I know! So much fun and great memory item!! 😊
I like it but it took a long time getting here
Very basic mug but does the trick!
The mug is of good quality but advertisement needs to change as the sample photo for ordering gives the customer an illusion that the entire mug is of that color ordered when it is not
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Oof oof this mug gives me life every single day. i have no other reason to wake up in the morning. also this website is the only thing that's ever loved me.
The fact you guys make custom mugs is the most hilarious yet smartest thing ever, thank you so much I'm definitely gonna collect these and chuckle at the crazy words/terms only I will understand the depth of! 😂
Nice, but I need the “Reservation Dogs” version of “Aho!”
The mug is a gift for our Fantasy Football league winner…or loser. I'm not sure yet; it's a bit of a spoof that will be disclosed on Thanksgiving.
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What is there to say? It's a mug, with a word in front and the definition in back. Nicely done!
This will be the perfect gift this winter! It even came in a nice little box. The mug seems to be of good quality. It was a bit pricy, got to be honest, but it’ll be very well received.