School Mug
The worst in-game experience you'll ever have during your first run of the game you're playing right now, life. You need your character to wake up with only 2 hours of sleep, which will keep them from functioning properly. Then, you either walk a long ass path, or take the hell ridden vehicle with disgusting level 4 children that stick boogers up the footrest petal. After you arrive to the torture chamber, you are greeted with math. What's so bad about math? Learning things you'll probably won't use for your career. If you wanna be an artist, too bad. You have to have your time wasted learning calculus instead. Next is ELA. ELA teaches you how to...literally read. Science is next. this is probably the most interesting subject, since your teacher probably won't care about what you're doing if you're wearing level 100 protective glasses. Science teachers see these glasses as protective shields that can protect an incoming intercontinental nuke, but the cons of science is how they make you compare salt to...salt. There's also these things called "Specials" that seem interesting at first, but terribly horrid and tiring once you experience them. P.E is probably the most hated out there, I can sense those girls complaining how their gym shorts are too short. I can go on and on explaining how illogical and flawed this experience is, but that'd take too long.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
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its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
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My daughter is a Seinfeld afficianato. She was pleasantly surprised when she opened the package with her Penske File mug. It has the definition of Penske File from the Urban dictionary. Totally worth the price!
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The Urban Dictionary is a unique place to find anecdotal memories on all sorts of stuff. Their ongoing communication once your order is placed is excellent. I have put in a significant number of orders recently, and the communication regarding my order status is excellent. I have had one order misplaced in transit. They have contacted me to say that they will get back to me, but to this point, they have not. So, that's a bit of a caveat in my rating. Overall, I would rate their products and customer service as good. I would not hesitate to deal with them in the future. Fill Your Boots with Whatever You Want to Order. Nice job, "Urban Dictionary."
Thank you for sharing this Unique piece of Artwork. You are the only one that offered this. Thank you for the quality service you have provided not only in what you offer but right on to the quality packaging as well. Thanks again - Peggy Hall
My brother Tom became an uncle & urban dictionary created a wonderful uncle Tom mug…
It is special to have a mug that has to do with my dad who invented a word when we were growing up. He passed away last year. Drinking from this mug is like spending time with him.
Quick turnaround time and good quality merchandise.