buttnut Mug
A bowel movement characterized by the acute, forceful passing of stool after having held it in for an extended period of time or as a result of constipation. Accompanied by a sense of relief and satisfaction similar to that of an orgasm. The word, indeed, is a combination of “nut,” a common colloquial verb meaning (of a male) “to ejaculate semen,” and “butt,” a colloquial term for buttocks. While related to the relief one experiences after a bout of diarrhea, the stool passed as a result of a buttnut is typically solid or semi-solid, and sometimes even compacted. Conditions leading to the possibility of a buttnut include changes in diet such as a sudden increase or decrease in the consumption of dietary fiber or heavy consumption of highly acid and spicy foods like Buffalo wings, especially in combination with alcohol. Note that a buttnut proper is not simply a large bowel movement. Rather, a buttnut proper is characterized by a feeling of tension and pressure combined with the inability to pass the stool giving way suddenly to an acute bowel movement. The acuteness of the buttnut is the source of the pseudo-orgasmic pleasure and relief one feels afterward.
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Customer Reviews
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
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Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
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very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right
Hi Cool mug! Really great and mad me lol when I saw the definition! 🤣
I would eat this mug, no hesitation
Hell yeah My definition as merch. Hell yeah
So dope.
Its insane