Amos
POV: You meet Amos for the first time Your knees start to shake as his eyes capture you. You can't get a word out and your hands become sweaty. This boy... Amos, he knows that you're different. "Are you lost?", he asks with his raspy voice. "Um...", you stammer and look up at his handsome face. Behind his burning eyes you see the pain and suffering he's been through. And suddenly, you feel understood. "I- I love you, Amos!". You cover your mouth, shocked about what you said to the school heartthrob at your first meeting. He blushes and turns away. Then he fiercely looks at you again. "I'm sorry", he tells you, "science is my only lover". You turn around, tears gathering in your eyes. Suddenly, you feel him pull your wrist and push you against the wall. "I didn't mean to hurt you...", he apologizes. "If you...", he takes a deep breath. "If you don't mind, can I take you out to coffee sometime?".
The Urban Dictionary Mug
The most coolest I own!
Cole m's girlfriend loved this mug we have an uncontrollable love for eachother
Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
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