italian
Someone that lives above Rome at least in Sienna, Abbruzzese are almost alright, But a bit to low on the food chain.Sicilians are nice people and have a beautiful Island but are basically that: Islanders. The rest of them in the south are Terroni and deserve to move to Albania or Turkey with thier own kind, or Brooklyn New York or Northern New Jersey where most people are Guinea Shiteaters that have no Clue about what it means to Eat Tartufi, Porcini freschi, Ovoli, Lampredotto, or Finnochiona. Italians are very lucky people that get to eat great food, live in thier parent's house for their entire lives, complain about Eurodollars, not have kids, spend alot of time primping themselves, and driving in small automobiles. Men are a bit gayish but just in touch with thier feminine side. Women are very pretty and get money from thier Babbo to go out to the club or discotecha in order to find some foreskin to pull on after they drink too many Gin Lemons. They do not drive cars with tinted windows and sound systems, look or sound like any of the Gotti family, eat cheese on fish, wax thier eyebrows(men), Have hairy armpits, legs, or twats(women), Cut the skin off thier dicks, or drink cappucino's after dinner.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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