the overland Mug
the overland is giving a prostitue over the age of 35 a ride home without having intercourse. but before she can escape the grasp of the vehicle, she is made to strip down and put on a McDonalds work shirt and ask "How May I Help You Today". Then she is forced to service the driver of the automoblie with the following of choices: The McGribbler: she slowly grasps the testicles of the paying customer, and puts them in her mouth. while in her mouth, she uses a varitey of condiments, ranging from mustard to thousand island dressing. The McBitchWitch: the driver takes a handful of the prostites hair, and takes her head and slams it into the dash board while screaming "I am giving you the McBitch you dirty Witch". While all this is going on, he is masturbating into his hand, and while he is about to climax, he climax in his palm, and puts it on the dash board and rams her face into it. The Mc BlowHard: A personal favorite, and most well known for its beginnging in the Williston, North Dakota area, the prostitute is given a enima of blended sandwhiches of the Mc Donalds dollar menu. (be sure to blend sandwhiches well, and mix with a large portion of orange/prune juice) once sandwhiches are made into a milkshake of delight, a large funnel is inserted into her fanny, and the nummmy liquid is pumped into her hooo-haw. Then with the delicious milkshake waiting in her rectum, one is required to kick her in the stomach as hard as possible, making her shit her pants with orange/prune juice, and ground up cheeseburegers. Then they are to force her from the vehicle and make her scream " I love the MC Blowhard Sandwhich, it makes me shit my pants", while walking back to the shitty street corner she came from. Then lastly, one is to run up behind her and slap her in the face with raw hamberger, and say, "No thats a Meal you bitch"!!!!!!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Brenanaz (love it!)
I impressed and made my best friend laugh when he saw I was drinking out of it. That was worth all the cash in the world
I love this mug , it is the best present I have ever received, it reminds me of what I was snd where I am today. I am praying for my own downfall
Love it! No issues at any part in the process
A gift for my sis who got betrayed by her supposed to be friend. His loss for ever RIH stan
Speedy shipping and as always love the mug especially since I created the word!
My brother is a marathon runner, but he’s British. Instead of drinking water from a bottle like a sane person, he uses this to drink his black tea during runs. Now I can die in peace knowing he’s drinking from a mug with the definition of the word “objectumsexual” for some reason.
Bought this without checking the back for my 12 year old cousin's birthday who adores trains! He's a lil autistic. I thought to 'run a train' meant to work on it and keep it running, much like my cousin is always talking about how he wants to drive a train. I was distraught to hear him turn over the mug on his bday in front of his two very strict puritan parents. My auntie and uncle are threatening to put me on a list now and threatening to sue me for defamation or some shit idk i didnt go to law school cus im not a nerd lols. (unlike them who both went to university) i got a kick ass job as a bouncer for an under 18s club - youd be surprised how big 12 year olds get- but they are just stupid. im worried i might get fired if this leaks.) Thanks a bunch! (sarcasn) - im feeling p down atm, if anyone could cheer me up, my number is 0800 1111, if anyone wants to do whats on the mug LOL (serious). btw, i kept the mug for myself since i found it decently adequate and quite tasteful. /srs
Thanks guys, I knew I was hot but not *that* hot
Great way to wake up and clear your head every morning with the reminder of the day you woke up dumb enough to spend $32.95 for a basic coffee mug
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!