WRYYYYYY Mug
The default expression for when one declares glorious victory via stopping time, throwing knives into one's opponent, and then crushing him with a steamroller which one apparently pulled out of one's ass or other bodily orifice. While it is not technically pronouncable unless you have two sets of vocal cords, this expression still conveys a specific and complex message in one distinct cry, namely, "I win, f*ck y'all." The origin of this iconic cry is strange and twisted. While some would have you believe that the expression came from Jojo's Bizzare Adventure, many scholars contend that this statement is a fat, stinking bowl of severed buffalo wang. The shriek actually seems to be as old as the human race, if not older, as is evidenced by severely primitive and artistically challenged cave drawings of a stick figure, dressed in animal skins, dropping a prehistoric steamroller on a herd of deer, and then standing atop the stone steamroller and performing an early version of the cry, written WRAAAAAAH. Over the years, the cry advanced and grew alongside steamroller technology, eventually becoming the shrill and nigh-impossible screech we hear so often today. Speaking to the difficulty of the cry, there are those who dedicate their lives to the attempt to perfect the WRYYYYYY. To this day it has only been properly pronounced through complex computer simulation. Those who are dedicated spend all their time trying to achieve the scream, to be able to send the perfect message, and maybe, just maybe, find enlightenment. They all fail, their lives wasted. Some even die trying.
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Customer Reviews
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
it's the best mug of the world !!!!!
wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
IT WAS AMAZING!!! BEST MUG EVERRRRR ITS A MUST BUYYYY!!! 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right