Cute Duckling Scam
Always be prepared. Out there live many treacherous creatures out there that want your money and fortunes of any shape or size. If its a weird man with a strange tattoo or a duck with a gifted mind there are many mercenaries out there. The Cute Duckling Scam was founded by Nelson Eider a Norwegian duck from a northern subclass duck clan when he realized the influence of hatchlings on human beings. Observing our kind through controlled experiments, Nelson came to the conclusion that while distracted with something the humans called "cute" they often forgot about their surroundings and ignored almost everything else. Thus leading Nelson to the fact that this would leave their valuables unguarded. Nelson had trouble accomplishing this due to the fact that Viking, at the time, carried only a few articles of currency on them and in safe pockets. Realizing this the duck resorted to robbery. He would distract shop owners with his children and then take whatever he thought was needed. His followers in the Americas were able to work the original purpose of the Cute Duckling Scam, which is stealing money from the unsuspecting human who happens to be conveniently mesmerized by the ducklings carefully stationed by the parent duck. Even after his death his lessons and beliefs continued to inspire not only ducks but there other many bird relatives, including their rivals the power hungry geese.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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It’s cute and wasn’t broken when it shipped. Just smaller than expected
I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf
I thought this mug was a bear.
it is pretty good but not all of it describes me god bless all Nevaeh's
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Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
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really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
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You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
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Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
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Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
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