fernando
an ugly bitch ass liar who gaslights women and thinks he’s the funniest motherfucker alive even though he’s about as interesting as plain boiled chicken with no seasoning. Fernandos will typically sneak into your friend group just to ask you out, and you say yes, because you pity the guy. he takes you out on one date and tells the entire school that you’re dating. immediately following, he pays no attention to you whatsoever unless you’re with someone that he knows could jeopardize your “relationship”. you never liked him and you never considered yourself to be dating him, so you can’t exactly “break up” with him, so you sit on it for a month or two, and you decide to tell him, “I don’t want to see you in a romantic way anymore” and he tries to “get back together” with you at least five times. then, a few months later, he hits you up just to start a fight, but you’re not fucking around this time and he pussies out and apologizes. a couple weeks later, you’re hanging out with a friend, and she tells you that he had a girlfriend during the fight. “why do i even care?” you ask yourself after the three hour long talk you just had with yourself at 1 in the morning. you care because you just want to be loved like everyone else. and that’s perfectly fine. i’m here for you. you can’t even be down about him because he’s probably never taken a vitamin in his life and he walks like a virgin. On top of that, he’s probably mean to his parents and he smells like string cheese anyways.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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