Elite Mexicans Mug
The few Mexicans that: Live in the suburbs, Have various houses (huge "haciendas"in Mexico); 5 is considered the minimum and 12 rooms is mediocre, drive SUV's while wearing $600 shades, Lacoste is considered an every day rag; abercrombie is your sleep wear; Armani is just another brand like Payless, raised speaking spanish but also speak either french or german, partying for them is nothing compared to any means of average partying...spending 1$1,000 at a club is considered an appetizer,parents always lie about their taxes because they have multi-million dollar bank vaults stashed in Mexico under each one of their childrens names, wealth is never an issue and showing it off is never done intentionally...but people always know they're rich becuase of their "connections" or the way they might refer to an extravangant shopping spree at a designer shop as "normal", yet these few, rich mexicans are not your typical hamptons/beverly hills "look at me I'm rich" people...instead they are very casual, outgoing, relaxed, amiable, and chill, yet if crossed by a rich white person trying to show off their clothes or lifestyle, you'll be sure to see the REAL Mexican side of them as they make that person cry and almost fall into self loathing, these mexicans might be nice...but if you push the right buttons they can bight back, be RICH BITCHES, show off every single designer brand on them in your face, Cuss you out like there is no tomorrow, and have NO sympathy for anyone as long as they're happy; and their "happy" is not neccesisarily YOUR happy. Bottom line, they are out there, those rich bitches, and no they aren't working at McDonalds, but instead they are jumping on cruises to the Bahamas, jetsetting to Europe, Droping $$$ like there is no tomorrow, and living the life of a Fabulous Nantucket family...all while being MEXICAN. SO beware next time you might see a Mexican cause they can be wearing close to $900 worth and own million dollar houses all while just looking like an everyday casual person...unless you see them at a bar, club, party, or shopping than then you WILL be sure that they can do whatever they want as long as money can buy it and even then if they can't buy it be sure that they will pull out their cell phones and manage to call one of their "connections" and have the vendor fired.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
The snarky message on the mug always gets big laughs from guests so I'm now using it as my go-to bourbon glass
Love the coffee mug. Would have been nice to see who had the word accepted into Urban Dictionary printed on the bottom of the mug. As I was the one. "Dusty Dawg" Other than that I love.
fuck ur mugs i want one for free
This mug, much like a cursed relic unearthed from the depths of despair, embodies a cacophony of design flaws and manufacturing mishaps that make one wonder if it was birthed from the darkest corners of incompetence itself. From its deceptively promising exterior, which boasts a color scheme akin to a bruised banana left out in the sun for too long, to its handle that feels more like a medieval torture device designed to punish the unsuspecting hand that dares to grasp it, every aspect of this mug screams "regret." Its material, a sinister amalgamation of recycled nightmares and shattered dreams, leeches a flavor reminiscent of stale coffee mixed with the tears of disappointed souls into whatever liquid unfortunate enough to be poured within its cursed confines. The rim, jagged and uneven like the edge of a poorly forged blade, guarantees that each sip is a perilous journey fraught with the risk of lip lacerations and existential dread. And let us not forget the bottom of this vessel, where the manufacturer's logo is stamped with all the subtlety of a scarlet letter, branding the user as a victim of their own poor purchasing decisions for all eternity. Indeed, this mug serves as a stark reminder that sometimes, in the vast expanse of consumer goods, there exists a dark abyss where quality and utility fear to tread, leaving only disappointment and regret in their wake.
I think it’s funny and the quality is really good. Shipping was pretty fast too.
Arrived exactly on time( as projected) ;( beautiful blue color 💙 as specified) loving it ! ❤️
Loved the mug! It really suits me, my co-workers love it.
Pissah!
nice.
Sent this to my crush now she has a restraining order on me!!!
Without this mug, my life was but a series of painful unfortunate events. Since it has come into my life, love has followed, joy has followed and dishonour has been disavowed. Sincerely. From the bottom of my heart. Thank you. Please keep up the good work and I hope everyone will find joy as I have one day.
I love the Duh Big Red Truck so much that I have a tattoo. So does my best friend. We’re in our 60s. Woot woot!
my mom (Mia) loves the mug you made it is amazing you made her day #girlboss
I love da gooning mug. now i know how to goon and i can goon with my cool new gooner friends !
We really like our cup!!!
Just as described. Excellent packaging. Timely shipping. No problems here. Thanks!
Just wish it could have had a little more of the text on the mug, but otherwise it's great. What a clever marketing idea to be able to get this on t-shirts and mugs.
I spent the money and directly sent this to be the pettest person ever to a person who was doing this to me. It was awesome
It’s a sturdy ceramic mug. A little pricey, IMO, but I really wanted this definition on a mug. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Just what is needed for someone’s desk during the pandemic and beyond when they have to “MacGuyver” to make things happen.
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