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I was in college in California and I had been away from my boyfriend fro a couple months now and I was horny all the time now. I lived with a guy named Jace he was on the football team and I was a cheerleader. One day while he was at practice I was masturbating to porn. I didn't hear him come in and so he heard me moaning loud and clear as he walked in. I was so wrapped up in pleasure that he walked into my room, I yelped in surprise as he smiled a me devilishly he walks toward me andlays on my bed. "so you horny baby" he says as I look down in embarrassment. He then says that he can fix that for me and I said Yes!. So he gets on the foot of the bed and starts sucking my clit so hard that I scream his name " OH YES BABY YES suck my clit daddy" as I cum all over him. After I sleazily lick it all off his face I realized hes still dressed. so he quickly takes off his clothes and I suck the life out of him until he cums in my mouth and all over my huge tits. he then flips me over and asks if Im ready and I happily said yes. So he sticks his huge 12 inch cock in my pussy and I spiraled into ecstasy it felt so good. As he pumped his big cock in and out of my pussy I moan Oh yeah daddy cum in me whenever you want let me have your babys oh fuck yes daddy yes as we both hit our orgasms at the same time. then after he drinks the fluids flowing freely from my pussy . this continues all throughout college Now if youll excuse me I hace to go to one of my kids soccer games.
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