sex story mug
I was in college in California and I had been away from my boyfriend fro a couple months now and I was horny all the time now. I lived with a guy named Jace he was on the football team and I was a cheerleader. One day while he was at practice I was masturbating to porn. I didn't hear him come in and so he heard me moaning loud and clear as he walked in. I was so wrapped up in pleasure that he walked into my room, I yelped in surprise as he smiled a me devilishly he walks toward me andlays on my bed. "so you horny baby" he says as I look down in embarrassment. He then says that he can fix that for me and I said Yes!. So he gets on the foot of the bed and starts sucking my clit so hard that I scream his name " OH YES BABY YES suck my clit daddy" as I cum all over him. After I sleazily lick it all off his face I realized hes still dressed. so he quickly takes off his clothes and I suck the life out of him until he cums in my mouth and all over my huge tits. he then flips me over and asks if Im ready and I happily said yes. So he sticks his huge 12 inch cock in my pussy and I spiraled into ecstasy it felt so good. As he pumped his big cock in and out of my pussy I moan Oh yeah daddy cum in me whenever you want let me have your babys oh fuck yes daddy yes as we both hit our orgasms at the same time. then after he drinks the fluids flowing freely from my pussy . this continues all throughout college Now if youll excuse me I hace to go to one of my kids soccer games.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
- Glossy ceramic, 11 oz
- Vivid artwork fused into the finish, not a vinyl decal
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Word on front, definition on back
- Approximately 3.8" tall
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
Great mug... finally got my ""your mom gay lol" mug, I'm so happy
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It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.
with this we regain gods trust This mug changes my views of humanity. I think we may have a chance of not going extinct. Everyone should own this fantastic mug. Oh it's also has a nice handle.
Love that I got an Urban Dictionary word definition from someone I know! So much fun and great memory item!! 😊
I like it but it took a long time getting here
Very basic mug but does the trick!
The mug is of good quality but advertisement needs to change as the sample photo for ordering gives the customer an illusion that the entire mug is of that color ordered when it is not
muffinism mug very bold mug i love it u should buy one
Oof oof this mug gives me life every single day. i have no other reason to wake up in the morning. also this website is the only thing that's ever loved me.
The fact you guys make custom mugs is the most hilarious yet smartest thing ever, thank you so much I'm definitely gonna collect these and chuckle at the crazy words/terms only I will understand the depth of! 😂
Nice, but I need the “Reservation Dogs” version of “Aho!”
The mug is a gift for our Fantasy Football league winner…or loser. I'm not sure yet; it's a bit of a spoof that will be disclosed on Thanksgiving.
Love it just like your ranking to be noticed at 4 to stabilize with bots at 5 but looks real
Perfect Mug My CPacket mug arrived perfectly with the definition of that skid
My real first name is Ancil and I must say this is by far the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life and I love you all.
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What is there to say? It's a mug, with a word in front and the definition in back. Nicely done!
This will be the perfect gift this winter! It even came in a nice little box. The mug seems to be of good quality. It was a bit pricy, got to be honest, but it’ll be very well received.
Deathless but probably comatose verse This cup is a beautiful mug From which I am happy to chug while engaging in jomo (the obverse of fomo), and pulling the ol' cyber plug.