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I was in college in California and I had been away from my boyfriend fro a couple months now and I was horny all the time now. I lived with a guy named Jace he was on the football team and I was a cheerleader. One day while he was at practice I was masturbating to porn. I didn't hear him come in and so he heard me moaning loud and clear as he walked in. I was so wrapped up in pleasure that he walked into my room, I yelped in surprise as he smiled a me devilishly he walks toward me andlays on my bed. "so you horny baby" he says as I look down in embarrassment. He then says that he can fix that for me and I said Yes!. So he gets on the foot of the bed and starts sucking my clit so hard that I scream his name " OH YES BABY YES suck my clit daddy" as I cum all over him. After I sleazily lick it all off his face I realized hes still dressed. so he quickly takes off his clothes and I suck the life out of him until he cums in my mouth and all over my huge tits. he then flips me over and asks if Im ready and I happily said yes. So he sticks his huge 12 inch cock in my pussy and I spiraled into ecstasy it felt so good. As he pumped his big cock in and out of my pussy I moan Oh yeah daddy cum in me whenever you want let me have your babys oh fuck yes daddy yes as we both hit our orgasms at the same time. then after he drinks the fluids flowing freely from my pussy . this continues all throughout college Now if youll excuse me I hace to go to one of my kids soccer games.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
It was fantastic very good quality.
Was purchased as a gift . Very well received . Easy ordering . Arrived earlier than predicted.excellent quality. Would recommend to friends and family and will definitely order again in the future.
The mug I ordered came in perfect shape In a box obviously designed for safe shipping. Quality is beautiful and is exactly as described. Thank you!
ABSOLUTE ART WORK!!!!! This is literally the best mug in the world. My entire family has one (wife, 2 daughters, and 3 sons). I would definitely recommend and place it as a mounoment.
Hilarious, I couldn't help but burst out loud in laughter.... !!!
It understands me. this mug has treated me better than any girl i've ever dated, and every bro i've chilled in the same bed with. we've been though thick and thin, but mostly thicc. i used to be depressed, but now this mug holds my existential fears so i dont need to carry them with me. i even wrote a song about my mug: mary had a little mug, e-i-e-i-o how i wonder what you are, floppy dongs near and far, cherri had a real thicc mug, e-i-e-i-despaci-to
Great mug, 100% recommend it for all family members! Best gift I’ve ever received!!!
It was so easy to order - and I could play with the syntax of the definition to get it just right. All of this was easy. And quite soon it arrived and is perfect.
Love it!! So true!!
I love 💕 mugs ☘️! These are so lovable. Thanks! I love the urban dictionary writers too.
The printing, the Word and it's definition -- were not quite what I expected. And the same word definition ordered on two different mugs, and yet each was described / defined differently.
Augustine would love the mis-spelling It should be Augustine's Laws. A great book - every engineer, programmer, project and programme manager should read. Based on experience of Defence and Space projects, and with lots of real data to support the tongue-in-cheek advice, it really has more value than all the System Engineering books I've never read. Can't wait to get a mug.
Sickm8 it was blooming gr8 for me GF. She bloody loved it. Onya!!!! ;)
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very good product, i drink my coffee out of it every single morning. a tiny little itty bitty problem i have with it though, is that every time i drink anything except for coffee out of this mug it barrates me for having bad taste. makes me very sad, honestly. i didnt know cups could talk, but appearently i have been proven wrong. i would really appreciate it if you could start double checking if your cups are possesed by melicous spirts who like to insult you! except for that, great product!!
The workmanship of the product was excellent, and packaging for your delivery of this fragile item, a coffee mug, was appropriately safe. Nice job all around. Thank you.
It's the best mug in the history of mugs.
love it
excellent customer service. i gave the wrong address and they got it here quick.
This was easy to order although I wish the preview pics showed the next on both sides once you finish customizing. But I appreciated that if the text doesn't fit they email you and ask what you want it to say. Came out great and I can't wait to give it as a gift