Ethantopia
A planet/nation created by CLxean Scientist and Explorer A. Ethan A., who wanted to find the remains of Nanothuama. Nanothuama seemed to not be destroyed by the Super Nova that once fled them to Earth 2. It was preserved, by an ancient deity "Ape" spirit. It was cast into the planet and has different apocalypses occur every hour. This list is: 1:00 - Great Worldwide Fires 2:00 - Great Flood 3:00 - X-Virus Pandemic 4:00 - Star turns to Black Hole 5:00 - Asteroid Belt falls inward on planet 6:00 - A Comet impacts the planet 7:00 - Monsters roam the planet 8:00 - Zombies roam the planet 9:00 - Peace Period/Conqueror's Invasion 10:00 - Everyone becomes starved 11:00 - Supernova 12:00 - Radiation Poisoning 13:00 - Nuclear Explosions 14:00 - Ape God attacks planet 15:00 - Zircon Storm; Jupiter class storms 16:00 - Ice Age 17:00 - Moons Fall inward 18:00 - Supervolcanos 19:00 - Atmosphere disappears 20:00 - Acid Rain 21:00 - Core Destabilizes 22:00 - Star becomes Red 23:00 - Poison Air 24:00 - Fire Rain ▪︎ This phenomena occurs mystically by the Ape God, otherwise known as just a spirit.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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