hooligan Christian Mug
She told me that my dick's not very long So I wrote this song, so you can sing along Errybody knows why I've been gone 'Cause she thought I had a big schlong We need some medication (Bitch) A little dedication This shit's too real My meat's so tiny they only let me order Happy Meals (Go) Verse 1: Hooligan Christian Hooligan Christian (Brrr) Walking down the halls (Woo, woo) Dick so small (Okay), piss all on my balls (Ouch, ouch) I can't tell if I'm hard or soft (Yeah) She says I'm great like the Chinese wall (Ching-chong) Your girlfriend wanna take all of my pants off (Okay, okay) I said hell nah, bitch, just get your hands off (Okay, okay) Ah shit, drippin' like a faucet Go to the bank, make a deposit (Woo) Negative 32 bucks in my wallet, but back to the topic Walk it or talk it Verse 2: Dylan Polley Suckin' my dick in the bathroom the bitch wanna suck on my nut Eating that booty like pudding and riding this dick till I bust (Ayy, ayy) She said she tasting my sauce, ayy (Sauce) She said she sucking my balls, ayy Feeling her love for my closet, ayy She making my dick fall off, ayy Making my dick fall off, yeah Come and jump off of my cock, yeah My boys and we got small cocks, yeah Condom is gonna fall off, bitch Filling me up and I'm slowing it down and that bitch wanna give me the crown (Crown) Fucking it up and I got a small dick in that bitch and it's making her frown (Bitch) Chorus: Coope She told me that my dick's not very long
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This mug made me to from a Level 1 Crook to Level 100 Mafia Boss instantly. I ascended to the heavens above when it came to the door and God himself told me "your a boss now cuh" and i descended feeling very powerful. Next thing I knew everyone loved me. However 4/5 stars because now I have too many fans and one is holding me hostage.... help
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It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
This mug made me horny.
looks perfect!!! we loved it
I ordered 4 of your mugs -- and have received 3; hopefully, the 4th is on its way! So far, I've received "fame," "620," and "$" ... only needing "hulo." ...It might be a matter of me being patient, that the 4th mug is on its way. However, the 3 received SO far are all EXCEPTIONAL, in every way!!! Mark Moilanen
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
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wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^