Making Love Mug
There I was dancing at a Club dancing with a hunk named Juan. Suddenly he was there grabbing my arm and leading me into his car. I could tell we were driving to a nearby hotel. He was staying there, but I am not quite sure. Everything was blurry until we got into the suite. He led me into the bathroom and started unzipping the back of my dress. He pulled it down to my ankles so that I only had on my bra and a thong. He knelt down so his face was at my hips and tugged down my thong. I started to unbutton his shirt revealing tanned toned skin. I tugged down his jeans and boxers. He wrapped his arms around me and started to unfasten my bra. He led me into the shower and turned on the water. He grabbed my neck and pushed it into a long kiss sticking his tongue into my mouth. As our bodies got we laid down In the bath. He slowly started to slip himself into me. I moaned in ecstasy As he slowly slipped out of me. I rolled over so I was on top. He grinned evilly as he laid his hands on my breasts. I thrust. myself forwards and instantly orgasmed. Then he led me out of the shower and into his bed. The wet sheets clung to our bodies as I wrapped my legs around him and me made out for what felt like forever. He rolled over so he was on top he grabbed by breasts and thrust himself into me, I screamed his name. We wrapped our arms and legs around each other and rolled around while making out. Juan grabbed my wrist and held them down while he slowly slipped into me and back out.
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Customer Reviews
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
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My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
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My daughter is a Seinfeld afficianato. She was pleasantly surprised when she opened the package with her Penske File mug. It has the definition of Penske File from the Urban dictionary. Totally worth the price!
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It is special to have a mug that has to do with my dad who invented a word when we were growing up. He passed away last year. Drinking from this mug is like spending time with him.
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