Making Love
There I was dancing at a Club dancing with a hunk named Juan. Suddenly he was there grabbing my arm and leading me into his car. I could tell we were driving to a nearby hotel. He was staying there, but I am not quite sure. Everything was blurry until we got into the suite. He led me into the bathroom and started unzipping the back of my dress. He pulled it down to my ankles so that I only had on my bra and a thong. He knelt down so his face was at my hips and tugged down my thong. I started to unbutton his shirt revealing tanned toned skin. I tugged down his jeans and boxers. He wrapped his arms around me and started to unfasten my bra. He led me into the shower and turned on the water. He grabbed my neck and pushed it into a long kiss sticking his tongue into my mouth. As our bodies got we laid down In the bath. He slowly started to slip himself into me. I moaned in ecstasy As he slowly slipped out of me. I rolled over so I was on top. He grinned evilly as he laid his hands on my breasts. I thrust. myself forwards and instantly orgasmed. Then he led me out of the shower and into his bed. The wet sheets clung to our bodies as I wrapped my legs around him and me made out for what felt like forever. He rolled over so he was on top he grabbed by breasts and thrust himself into me, I screamed his name. We wrapped our arms and legs around each other and rolled around while making out. Juan grabbed my wrist and held them down while he slowly slipped into me and back out.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Very basic mug but does the trick!
The mug is a gift for our Fantasy Football league winner…or loser. I'm not sure yet; it's a bit of a spoof that will be disclosed on Thanksgiving.
This will be the perfect gift this winter! It even came in a nice little box. The mug seems to be of good quality. It was a bit pricy, got to be honest, but it’ll be very well received.
Would have like the entire cup with purple color. Not just the part with the slogan. It's a nice cup!
It was fantastic very good quality.
The printing, the Word and it's definition -- were not quite what I expected. And the same word definition ordered on two different mugs, and yet each was described / defined differently.
This was easy to order although I wish the preview pics showed the next on both sides once you finish customizing. But I appreciated that if the text doesn't fit they email you and ask what you want it to say. Came out great and I can't wait to give it as a gift
Sent to a friend. He loved it!
Well printed, the mug's ceramic is of good quality, I'm not sure what else I can add. I am surprised it could be printed and shipped so quickly based on my earlier experience printing/kiln-firing/baking this kind of product. Well done.
Funny cup that my girl absolutely loved!
my partner thought it was very silly
I’m excited to have gotten it. I’m going to give it to a man at my church that volunteers this time and won’t stop working! So the inscription is perfect for him.
Easy to order and customize. Very tough, solid, and well-made. Nice and hefty in the hand.
Looked great and delivered fast.
urban dictionary is my personal lifeline to the divine, thank you for selling me a $35 coffee cup that I gave to friend, bought another and gave that another friend. Likely asking, rather in need of, a six or more discount code, for six or more gifts to friends! Xoxo
Perfect way to start my day!
The mug looks great and hasn't faded after multiple runs through the dishwasher. It microwaves well, and the text is sufficiently unruly.
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
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