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F-F-Fuck a beat, I was tryna beat a dick I be fucking eyeballs when I fuck my bitch Beat it up where she nut on my lips My dick is so big holy shit Shut up bitch now slob on my knob Shoot my nut then I got to go mob E-e-eatin ass cause it tastes really good Use a spoon cause you really know I should When I suck yeah its all on your toes Let me put my dick on your ankles Oh that’s your ear no that’s a hole Imma eat shit straight from the bowl Hello female, what is your name? Cool, get on your knees and give me brain F-f-fuck a beat I was tryna suck a fart But I ain’t sucked that fart bitch I fucked a shark Crush a xan' where’d it go up my ass My dick itchy like I rolled it in grass Pack a dip then I spit on her thigh I can’t see with this nut in my eye Ate a bug then I threw up on your bitch I want that bug back b-b-bitch Who the fuck tryna nut in my butt P-p-pipe so deep feel it all in my gut Go to school just to eat a pencil Push my teacher right off her damn stool Dropped out cause I ain’t no nerd Doing meth with my whole damn herd Moo moo yes we are some cows (moo) Get out the way utters go pow pow pow Out in Texas you know what that do Kiss my cousin cause he is so cool Shit on his dick cause we roll that way Y’all sleep cause we on a new wave
The Urban Dictionary Mug
You guys are fantastic! Will continue to do business with you. Thank you so very much.
Now I have a UD mug! Good quality, nice printing, great definition!
Your company did an excellent job with our order. The beautiful mug with our son's word and definitions arrived in perfect shape, thanks to your outstanding box design! I have never seen a box so cleverly made. I cannot bring myself to recycle it;). The mug will be enjoyed for years to come. Many Thanks, Deborah Crosley Holland and Michael Holland

Got this mug for my daughter and she was taken a back. I explained to her why it was funny, but she didn't seem to understand. Its been a few days since my daughter has talked to me. I'm positive she loves it! I'm hoping to hear from her soon :)
Arrived before my daughter’s birthday, which was good. Not chipped or cracked, so that was good, too. Ichabod Crane looked good on the ferra color.
Looks great. Made a cool gift. Quick shipping!

It holds liquid, very good
I use it to catch my cum
the mug is really durable, my parents beat me with it and it doesnt break
Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.
Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!
I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.
Great mug! Got a homo mug for a friend's birthday and he adored it. :)
love it

THINGS ARE GETTING A LITTLE WILD AT CAILLOU'S HOUSE!
The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!
Professor - I am loving this ....not all professors are blasted toward intellectualism. I believe smart comes in all different sizes, color, beauty, and personality. I will use this coffee cup proudly. Loving it in Denver. Jax
It was great! Very hard to break and easy to hold! Also very cute

I sent my friend the Wordle URL for her to enjoy. She did her first Wordle and got so excited, she sent me a text including the answer she got. This showed at the top of my screen and I read it - there was no way to un-read it so I was ... wordlefucked for the day!
Solid mug. Funny design. Fair price
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