tay k diss track Tee
F-F-Fuck a beat, I was tryna beat a dick I be fucking eyeballs when I fuck my bitch Beat it up where she nut on my lips My dick is so big holy shit Shut up bitch now slob on my knob Shoot my nut then I got to go mob E-e-eatin ass cause it tastes really good Use a spoon cause you really know I should When I suck yeah its all on your toes Let me put my dick on your ankles Oh that’s your ear no that’s a hole Imma eat shit straight from the bowl Hello female, what is your name? Cool, get on your knees and give me brain F-f-fuck a beat I was tryna suck a fart But I ain’t sucked that fart bitch I fucked a shark Crush a xan' where’d it go up my ass My dick itchy like I rolled it in grass Pack a dip then I spit on her thigh I can’t see with this nut in my eye Ate a bug then I threw up on your bitch I want that bug back b-b-bitch Who the fuck tryna nut in my butt P-p-pipe so deep feel it all in my gut Go to school just to eat a pencil Push my teacher right off her damn stool Dropped out cause I ain’t no nerd Doing meth with my whole damn herd Moo moo yes we are some cows (moo) Get out the way utters go pow pow pow Out in Texas you know what that do Kiss my cousin cause he is so cool Shit on his dick cause we roll that way Y’all sleep cause we on a new wave
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.