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F-F-Fuck a beat, I was tryna beat a dick I be fucking eyeballs when I fuck my bitch Beat it up where she nut on my lips My dick is so big holy shit Shut up bitch now slob on my knob Shoot my nut then I got to go mob E-e-eatin ass cause it tastes really good Use a spoon cause you really know I should When I suck yeah its all on your toes Let me put my dick on your ankles Oh that’s your ear no that’s a hole Imma eat shit straight from the bowl Hello female, what is your name? Cool, get on your knees and give me brain F-f-fuck a beat I was tryna suck a fart But I ain’t sucked that fart bitch I fucked a shark Crush a xan' where’d it go up my ass My dick itchy like I rolled it in grass Pack a dip then I spit on her thigh I can’t see with this nut in my eye Ate a bug then I threw up on your bitch I want that bug back b-b-bitch Who the fuck tryna nut in my butt P-p-pipe so deep feel it all in my gut Go to school just to eat a pencil Push my teacher right off her damn stool Dropped out cause I ain’t no nerd Doing meth with my whole damn herd Moo moo yes we are some cows (moo) Get out the way utters go pow pow pow Out in Texas you know what that do Kiss my cousin cause he is so cool Shit on his dick cause we roll that way Y’all sleep cause we on a new wave
The Urban Dictionary Tee
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨
LOVR THIS SHIRT OML SO CUTEEEEE😍😍😍
mine had gay on it. Instant sex.
I love my NIckIsBum T-Shirt, it is very comfortable.
used it as a cum rag
Great fit and soft material. Gave as gift. Big hit!
Great conversation piece! Plus I can never find anything with my name on it. This was a great find! Will definitely order more!!!!
Got exactly what I wanted.
Exactly what I expected, thanks!
I don't visit Urban Dictionary alit so I only recently saw they offered merch. I immediately started looking up words for potential Christmas gifts. Found the ideal gift for my brother & ordered a shirt. It arrived very quickly and I love it. It's exactly as pictured on the site and being able to customize it with his name makes it perfect. I only hope he loves it as much as I do. Will definitely keep Urban Dictionary in mind when I need to find a great gift.
i love my shirt i made it say sapnap cause yassssssssss
Best This is the best shirt I have ever gotten I love it and I definitly recomend it to any friend named Hailie
So cool to quickly be able to turn a trending phrase into wearable art!
it was really good i put dad with the def of tfu and lol
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |