ERP Mug
E.R.P: Electronic Raisin Poliosis, is sadly a highly contagious pathogen that is spread through ASMR and booping someone's nose. Once infected, the victim will experience what we call "The TikTok withdrawls" where if they don't watch enough cringey TikTok, they will suddenly buy a mansion and start to become a sub infected individual "A JoJo Siwa" which is fatal. But, that's another story, if they DO watch enough TikTok they will then start to speak Japanese a certain way, called the "Weeabo" dialect, which is impossible to translate. After 2 or 3 days the "Weeabo" speaking infected person will then make their OWN TikToks and will eventually get a VR and hang out on VRChat SO much they end up being what we call "Obsessed with the game and will not play minecraft anymore" type of infected. THEN after THAT they will start to be Raisin towards people, which means that they'll steal everyone's raisinbread, which is the infected's kryptonite. However, if they fail to eat the stolen raisinbread in time, then they will then use a Wolf Avatar, get body tracking and finally reach the final stage...an "E-Boy". Now, while it IS the final stage, DO NOT PANIC! You can still call your local Jeff Goldbloom to cure the infected victim, however, if they do an OnlyFans account....there is no hope for them, F in chat.
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Customer Reviews
It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
This mug made me horny.
looks perfect!!! we loved it
I ordered 4 of your mugs -- and have received 3; hopefully, the 4th is on its way! So far, I've received "fame," "620," and "$" ... only needing "hulo." ...It might be a matter of me being patient, that the 4th mug is on its way. However, the 3 received SO far are all EXCEPTIONAL, in every way!!! Mark Moilanen
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
it's the best mug of the world !!!!!
wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
IT WAS AMAZING!!! BEST MUG EVERRRRR ITS A MUST BUYYYY!!! 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.