Sex Mug
when the male enters the female's pussy with his dick (if you do it hard enough, she will become pregnant) When James got home from work at about 9pm he heard what sounded like porn on the tv. He walked into the bedroom he sleeps in with his girlfriend Brianna and sees Luca (the neighbor) and Brianna making out against the wall. Right as Luca starts to unbutton her top, James rips Luca's boxers off of him and onto the floor and throws Luca and Brianna onto the bed. Brianna slides down James's jeans, then his boxers and bites his shirt off. She does the same to Luca and as Luca takes of Brianna's top, James slides off her booty shorts.Luca on ties her bra and James takes off her sexy thong with his teeth. James and Brianna star to makeout and Luca sucks on James's dick, next thing he is doing a whole blowjob on James. Luca sticks his dick into Brianna still having a blowjob with James's dick. A little while later, James starts sucking Luca's dick and has Brianna's pussy on his neck while she sucks James's dick. Luca starts to cum and just as James sucks it all up he cums into Brianna's mouth. Next they move into the next pose. Luca's dick is in Brianna's pussy and he is playing with her tits. Brianna is playing with James's penis and then starts to suck on it. They all start moaning so loud. They continue and then finally slow it down with some makeout sessions and a blowjobs. They all fall asleep together in the be and the next day Luca's girlfriend finds him.
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I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
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My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
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It is special to have a mug that has to do with my dad who invented a word when we were growing up. He passed away last year. Drinking from this mug is like spending time with him.