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when the male enters the female's pussy with his dick (if you do it hard enough, she will become pregnant) When James got home from work at about 9pm he heard what sounded like porn on the tv. He walked into the bedroom he sleeps in with his girlfriend Brianna and sees Luca (the neighbor) and Brianna making out against the wall. Right as Luca starts to unbutton her top, James rips Luca's boxers off of him and onto the floor and throws Luca and Brianna onto the bed. Brianna slides down James's jeans, then his boxers and bites his shirt off. She does the same to Luca and as Luca takes of Brianna's top, James slides off her booty shorts.Luca on ties her bra and James takes off her sexy thong with his teeth. James and Brianna star to makeout and Luca sucks on James's dick, next thing he is doing a whole blowjob on James. Luca sticks his dick into Brianna still having a blowjob with James's dick. A little while later, James starts sucking Luca's dick and has Brianna's pussy on his neck while she sucks James's dick. Luca starts to cum and just as James sucks it all up he cums into Brianna's mouth. Next they move into the next pose. Luca's dick is in Brianna's pussy and he is playing with her tits. Brianna is playing with James's penis and then starts to suck on it. They all start moaning so loud. They continue and then finally slow it down with some makeout sessions and a blowjobs. They all fall asleep together in the be and the next day Luca's girlfriend finds him.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf
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it is pretty good but not all of it describes me god bless all Nevaeh's
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This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
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I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
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You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
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Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
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