Sex Tee
when the male enters the female's pussy with his dick (if you do it hard enough, she will become pregnant) When James got home from work at about 9pm he heard what sounded like porn on the tv. He walked into the bedroom he sleeps in with his girlfriend Brianna and sees Luca (the neighbor) and Brianna making out against the wall. Right as Luca starts to unbutton her top, James rips Luca's boxers off of him and onto the floor and throws Luca and Brianna onto the bed. Brianna slides down James's jeans, then his boxers and bites his shirt off. She does the same to Luca and as Luca takes of Brianna's top, James slides off her booty shorts.Luca on ties her bra and James takes off her sexy thong with his teeth. James and Brianna star to makeout and Luca sucks on James's dick, next thing he is doing a whole blowjob on James. Luca sticks his dick into Brianna still having a blowjob with James's dick. A little while later, James starts sucking Luca's dick and has Brianna's pussy on his neck while she sucks James's dick. Luca starts to cum and just as James sucks it all up he cums into Brianna's mouth. Next they move into the next pose. Luca's dick is in Brianna's pussy and he is playing with her tits. Brianna is playing with James's penis and then starts to suck on it. They all start moaning so loud. They continue and then finally slow it down with some makeout sessions and a blowjobs. They all fall asleep together in the be and the next day Luca's girlfriend finds him.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡