mz Mug
breaks girls hearts everyday but he never talks about it. will act like he has no girls but fucks a new bitch everyday. keep ur girl away from him. he's funny af and makes u laugh whenevr, he's good at basketball and is a great person in general, but can play w ur feelings. loyal af but has mad hoes and is lowkey a gang member but doesnt talk about it with anyone. dresses nice and has hair thats fun to play with. seems shy but is loud once u get close. oh, and he just wants sex and doesn't get into REAL relationships, and will act like he loves you but then ghost you the next day. the only time he really loves you is if he hangs with you. other than that, he only wants pussy but doesnt even really care about girls that much. oh and he must have learned how to fuck girls from porn because he may not seem like the most intimditdating person at first, but that bitch knows how to make my legs shake, like he was choking me and omg but anyway, he is indeed a 5 star fuckboy. he never is active on social media bc he thinks social media is "bad for you", and is one of the slowest text/call responders to walk this planet. claims that his phone is dry but when you open his snap/instagram its filled with hoebags praying to get dicked down by him, but for some reason he usually ignores them. at the same time, he loves his family and homies with a passion and is way to focsued on himself. fuck you mz u ghosted me and i hope u get the virus:(
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This mug made me to from a Level 1 Crook to Level 100 Mafia Boss instantly. I ascended to the heavens above when it came to the door and God himself told me "your a boss now cuh" and i descended feeling very powerful. Next thing I knew everyone loved me. However 4/5 stars because now I have too many fans and one is holding me hostage.... help
The mug is awesome, the yellow color is great but green is also good, the scream mug is the best mug in my entyre live!!! I can't imagine my life without this mug, i cant stop buing it.... I have like 30 mugs every color in this site and also i'm ordered a new one, please help me.
It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
This mug made me horny.
looks perfect!!! we loved it
I ordered 4 of your mugs -- and have received 3; hopefully, the 4th is on its way! So far, I've received "fame," "620," and "$" ... only needing "hulo." ...It might be a matter of me being patient, that the 4th mug is on its way. However, the 3 received SO far are all EXCEPTIONAL, in every way!!! Mark Moilanen
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
it's the best mug of the world !!!!!
wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
IT WAS AMAZING!!! BEST MUG EVERRRRR ITS A MUST BUYYYY!!! 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
very good for lean 😾😾💪