Jess
Jess, the name given to a kind heart-ed individual, born winner and just a stunning girl. A lady who is rather quiet at first but has a sense of humour that only people wish they had! Jess is a born competitor with specialties in board games and badminton, you think you have seen it all, until the racket/dice enters her hand then suddenly bam within a blink of an eye you've lost. You try to rematch but alas the same outcome. Is there nothing that can stop her? Many have tried more than once but have failed. Most would gloat in this situation. Not Jess. She offers the best type of sympathy, Sarcasm. Which only a Jess can do and still make you feel better for losing. Losing around a Jess in most people’s eyes feels like you’re a winner at heart. As well as a fun-loving character on the outside Jess loves a good innuendo and is always the first to point one out or if you're lucky catch your eye. With that comes the Jess giggle. A cute, contagious and room filling laugh. Creating even more smiles than normal when she is within. Driving with a Jess is interesting, no hands are normally the common procedure. But you kind of lose all fear because well you're in a car with a Jess and wouldn't want to experience this with anyone else, as somehow you know she still is in control. Knowing Jess is just a pleasure, one that you won't experience until you have one in your life. Everyone needs someone called Jess.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
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