heartbreak Mug
you'll lose yourself. you lost 10lbs because even the thought of that person makes you lose your appetite. you know that life isn't over, but it sure in hell feels like it. you feel like all the happiness that you were ever granted was ripped from your arms. you cried at school, the walmart clearance section, and the McDonald's drive-thru. you cried when you saw a swing because all that can think of is that night the two of you sat for hours, talking about your future. at one point, you start to imagine you are in some rom-com. that this is just a small bump in the road. you tell yourself "i believe that the love we had will bring us together again." and you just keep repeating this scenario in your head, making you look like a complete idiot. "what is wrong with me? why wasn't i enough? what else could i have done? why couldn't we have fixed this?" you say, "it’s never going to happen. maybe i don’t even want it to. maybe it’s for the best." until you see them and their new lover and you realize you were holding on to that small piece of thread that you'd get back together. you can tell yourself "i'm fine" but you're also crying and now there's snot on your shirt. then, you're finally moving on. the pain will still be there, but it's fading. it was love but you know that for now, you gotta do you. whether it be a new lover, an interesting hobby, or a family-sized box of toaster pastries, you’re over them. isn't it crazy how things can change?
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
looks perfect!!! we loved it
I ordered 4 of your mugs -- and have received 3; hopefully, the 4th is on its way! So far, I've received "fame," "620," and "$" ... only needing "hulo." ...It might be a matter of me being patient, that the 4th mug is on its way. However, the 3 received SO far are all EXCEPTIONAL, in every way!!! Mark Moilanen
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
it's the best mug of the world !!!!!
wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
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very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool