heartbreak
you'll lose yourself. you lost 10lbs because even the thought of that person makes you lose your appetite. you know that life isn't over, but it sure in hell feels like it. you feel like all the happiness that you were ever granted was ripped from your arms. you cried at school, the walmart clearance section, and the McDonald's drive-thru. you cried when you saw a swing because all that can think of is that night the two of you sat for hours, talking about your future. at one point, you start to imagine you are in some rom-com. that this is just a small bump in the road. you tell yourself "i believe that the love we had will bring us together again." and you just keep repeating this scenario in your head, making you look like a complete idiot. "what is wrong with me? why wasn't i enough? what else could i have done? why couldn't we have fixed this?" you say, "it’s never going to happen. maybe i don’t even want it to. maybe it’s for the best." until you see them and their new lover and you realize you were holding on to that small piece of thread that you'd get back together. you can tell yourself "i'm fine" but you're also crying and now there's snot on your shirt. then, you're finally moving on. the pain will still be there, but it's fading. it was love but you know that for now, you gotta do you. whether it be a new lover, an interesting hobby, or a family-sized box of toaster pastries, you’re over them. isn't it crazy how things can change?
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Gave it to my uncle and he rewarded me with a wet kiss. Best gift ever!
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My friend and I added a word ! Gotta get merch of it now. Thanks for the coffee mug!
Easy to order quality mug.
It’s cute and wasn’t broken when it shipped. Just smaller than expected
I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf
I thought this mug was a bear.
it is pretty good but not all of it describes me god bless all Nevaeh's
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This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
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