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I was in eighth grade and i was getting ready for school I go down to the bus stop, when I walk on the bus and see my girlfriend Hailey. I sit next to her we start making out in front of a creepy 6th grader. We arrive at the school me and Hailey are forced to end our make out session, I gaze into her eyes and she does the same, After school i get of at her stop and we go to her house she gets there before me when i walk in i hear nothing when i turn the corner i get talked by Hailey she is naked and starts kissing we get up and we both chuckle we go up in to the her bedroom her room is covered with pictures of bands and brands and also me. I put her on the bed and i strip down. I start to get hard Hailey said she "I can help you with that " she deeps throats me I almost cum but she says hold it in. I cant hold it in much longer so i cum she swallows it hole. we continue our session for most of the night then we slept with each other naked for the rest of the night, we wake up the next morning and she lays on top of me we start makingout again i whisper in her ear " I love You" she says " i love you more"
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf
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