sex Mug
I was in eighth grade and i was getting ready for school I go down to the bus stop, when I walk on the bus and see my girlfriend Hailey. I sit next to her we start making out in front of a creepy 6th grader. We arrive at the school me and Hailey are forced to end our make out session, I gaze into her eyes and she does the same, After school i get of at her stop and we go to her house she gets there before me when i walk in i hear nothing when i turn the corner i get talked by Hailey she is naked and starts kissing we get up and we both chuckle we go up in to the her bedroom her room is covered with pictures of bands and brands and also me. I put her on the bed and i strip down. I start to get hard Hailey said she "I can help you with that " she deeps throats me I almost cum but she says hold it in. I cant hold it in much longer so i cum she swallows it hole. we continue our session for most of the night then we slept with each other naked for the rest of the night, we wake up the next morning and she lays on top of me we start makingout again i whisper in her ear " I love You" she says " i love you more"
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I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
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The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
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Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
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Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right