sex Tee
I was in eighth grade and i was getting ready for school I go down to the bus stop, when I walk on the bus and see my girlfriend Hailey. I sit next to her we start making out in front of a creepy 6th grader. We arrive at the school me and Hailey are forced to end our make out session, I gaze into her eyes and she does the same, After school i get of at her stop and we go to her house she gets there before me when i walk in i hear nothing when i turn the corner i get talked by Hailey she is naked and starts kissing we get up and we both chuckle we go up in to the her bedroom her room is covered with pictures of bands and brands and also me. I put her on the bed and i strip down. I start to get hard Hailey said she "I can help you with that " she deeps throats me I almost cum but she says hold it in. I cant hold it in much longer so i cum she swallows it hole. we continue our session for most of the night then we slept with each other naked for the rest of the night, we wake up the next morning and she lays on top of me we start makingout again i whisper in her ear " I love You" she says " i love you more"
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
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This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.