Stepdad Mug
A complete asshole that makes your childhood a living hell and causes a lot of kids to rebel against authority, they always make up bullshit chores and rules that make no fucking sense what so ever most act like their dicks hang to the floor and think that their step children should love and respect them not realizing that the kids hate him because he’s blinded by his massive ego and ignorance he thinks he can cure the world of everything bad but in reality he never went to collage and bullies everyone in the house until a stranger is around because he has to look good in front of everyone possible except his step family because his dick is too big to care a lot of step fathers end up pushing kids into a helpless stage without realizing it and as soon as the kids have to much they snap and then the step dad wonders why the kid would do something that because he could never be to blame for anything bad because he’s the fuckibg rebirth of Christ himself and his step kids are so lucky to have him in their lives to say everything in the house is theirs even though it was your mother and biological father that bought and paid for the house and most the things inside of it because it’s still all his because he’s an egotistical asshole
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!