Julianna Mug
The greatest girl you will ever meet, sure sometimes she can get frustrated easily but if you stick with her you'll get to know how truly amazing she is. She's worth every single tear, every drop of sweat, and every ounce of blood, being in her presence just makes you happier. You never want to fuck anything up like someone did with her, give her your all if you really care because she's worth it and more, in fact she's worth more than everything but she doesn't believe it. Don't ever get on her bad side because once you lose her it's guaranteed you will just want to go back in time to when life was good and you were on her good side. She has the prettiest eyes, the most enjoyable laugh, and the brightest smile. She is absolutely stunningly beautiful and she is truly an angel. She's the absolute greatest baller you will ever meet alongside her partner in crime, who just happens to be your best friend, and she will always tear up the court no matter who's in her way. Once she's taken a spot in your heart, no one will ever take her spot and you can't do anything but think of her no matter what. She'll put you through hell and back but it's all worth it just to be someone to her because she can always make you happy with a smile or just by being in her presence. She is just absolutely amazing and if you don't love her then you don't deserve any of what she has to offer as a friend and as a person, you will always love her no matter what.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
best mug ever spittin nothin but fax
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awesome product!
This mug made me to from a Level 1 Crook to Level 100 Mafia Boss instantly. I ascended to the heavens above when it came to the door and God himself told me "your a boss now cuh" and i descended feeling very powerful. Next thing I knew everyone loved me. However 4/5 stars because now I have too many fans and one is holding me hostage.... help
The mug is awesome, the yellow color is great but green is also good, the scream mug is the best mug in my entyre live!!! I can't imagine my life without this mug, i cant stop buing it.... I have like 30 mugs every color in this site and also i'm ordered a new one, please help me.
It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
This mug made me horny.
looks perfect!!! we loved it
I ordered 4 of your mugs -- and have received 3; hopefully, the 4th is on its way! So far, I've received "fame," "620," and "$" ... only needing "hulo." ...It might be a matter of me being patient, that the 4th mug is on its way. However, the 3 received SO far are all EXCEPTIONAL, in every way!!! Mark Moilanen
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
it's the best mug of the world !!!!!
wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant