Hazyel
Man is she hard to understand. Hazyel is a person that is very hard to read. you're lucky to find one if you do. She is quite mysterious. She tends to change moods quite fast, she is very independent but can also be quite the talker. She is quite honest and you can trust her. She wont tell you everything about her because there is so much to tell. She is just waiting for you to ask because she is hurting inside. Through all of these things though, there is something all Hazyel's have in common. They be gathering all the mans! Hazyel's be thicc as fuck! They got ass like there's no tomorrow! People can't help but slap it or grab it but that's where her attitude comes in. This girl will cuss you out and beat your ass if you dare even look at her the wrong way so best thing to do is not to look her in the eyes. They tend to date bare people but there's that one person that she cannot let go of no matter how hard she tries. Her life is not the easiest though they make it look as if it's that way. She does everything in one day that other people would do in 3 years. She walks with a passion and from the outside, it seems that no one can dim her light. She is stunning too but of course this dumb ass bitch don't see it. She makes a great friend to everyone she meets. Unless she doesn't like you then too bad cause she will never fucking like you LOL... that will never change. If you find yourself a Hazyel, make her smile for as long as you can because that smile is dimming.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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