Emily
Describing an Emily is a feat in itself, defining an Emily was borderline impossible but as a researcher in ancient humanology and low level intelligent life forms we can finally give a proper definition and a bit more life to the strangest specimen this planet has ever witnessed. An Emily with blue complexion shines like the sun, except this very shine is the grease of her hair and the ooze coming out of her blueberry pores. Delicate in nature with not a single strand of toughness in her body she stands flabby at 2 feet tall on a good day but the precise scientific measurement is 1 foot, 8 inches. Though she herself is not an Oompa Loompa there is direct lineage to the orange Wonka workers and is believed to be a northern ancestor who harvested Blueberries in Northern China during the dawn of the Ice Age. The blueberry lies at the very core of this creepy creature and without the constant consumption of it the pigment of her skin starts shifting to purple and her body shape molds in the shape of an Eggplant. An Eggplant wannabe; This change has a deep behavioral impact, dumpster humping every dumpster imaginable and eventually shifts into her ultimate rapper form Eminemily which devestated both the rap game and the world, most of the human population now enduring a life with no hearing.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Veryfast ship in todays world...nice quality mug....will be buying more
Gave it to my uncle and he rewarded me with a wet kiss. Best gift ever!
mug gud, got it for my gf but mug just made her pregananant. Help pliz mug says its going after my thicc mum next. pliz send help
I love the personalized mug I got from you! I never thought there were mugs available like the one I got and it's going to make the BEST holiday gift! Thank-you!!
My friend and I added a word ! Gotta get merch of it now. Thanks for the coffee mug!
Easy to order quality mug.
It’s cute and wasn’t broken when it shipped. Just smaller than expected
I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf
I thought this mug was a bear.
it is pretty good but not all of it describes me god bless all Nevaeh's
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This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
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