SkateGoat
Goat was a goat Goat was a goat Can I make it any more obvious Goat was a goat Goat did ballet What more can I say Goat wanted goat Goat'd never tell Secretly goat wanted goat as well But all of goat friends Stuck up their nose They had a problem with his baggy clothes Goat was a skater goat Goat said see you later goat Goat wasn't good enough for goat Goat had a pretty face But goat head was up in space Goat needed to come back down to earth Five years from now Goat sits at home Feeding the baby goat's all alone Goat turns on TV Guess who goat sees Skater goat rockin' up MTV Goat calls up her friends They already know And they've all got tickets to see goat’s show Goat tags along Stands in the crowd Looks up at the goat that she turned down Goat was a skater goat Goat said see you later goat Goat wasn't good enough for goat Now goat's a super star Slamming on goat guitar Does your pretty face see what goat's worth? Goat was a skater goat Goat said see you later goat Goat wasn't good enough for goat Now Goat's a super star Slamming on goat guitar Does your pretty face see what goat’s worth? Sorry goat but you missed out Well tough luck that goat's mine now We are more than just good friends This is how the story ends Too bad that you couldn't see See the man that goat could be There is more that meets the eye I see the soul that is inside Goat's just a goat
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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