Cumquat
Cumquat is a grafted citrus tree that's grown in a climate that's too cool for other citrus plants. One weeks worth of cum is required to grow on a root system of a plant named catha edulis. This will be used as rootstock which will be grafted on the upper part of a tree (scion). The plant will grow into each other and produce a delicacy of all fruits which is sweeter than mandarin and oranges. The fruit is delicate and bruises very easily. It resembles miniature oranges and is eaten fresh with the skin and all. Baby Cumquats are called loquats, they're orange on the outside and white on the inside. Under ripe cumquats if eaten taste like nasal mucus mixed with semen. They are usually picked, mashed up and fed to infants in hope they develop big penises. The fruit is a euphoric stimulant which sexually arouses both genders. The effects are similar to Khat. It is a popular tea in Africa, known to have similar effects as Speed. It is also used to treat infertility amongst men and women.
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