Showalla
Outrageously gorgeous. Showalla's personality is like no other. Her features are exotic and stunning, her smile and laugh light up a room. Showalla is conscious and dislikes many things about her body. Showalla is very hard on herself, but she can't help it. Everyone except herself knows she's an outright bombshell. Boys are afraid of her, they think she is out of their league. But Showalla feels alone because few guys have the courage to talk to a girl that amazing. Showalla can at times be a sarcastic diva, but only when she has a good reason. She is so kind to everyone. She'll always be there when you need her, even if you've hurt her, she will always care even though you once didn't. Showalla will make you laugh, but she doesn't think she's funny. Showalla's been through the worst hardships. But you wouldn't know, she doesn't like to burden others with her troubles. Showalla waits for the right man. And if it's you daym you're a lucky guy, she'll be the best thing that will ever happen to you. Showalla is shy at first. Only because she's scared she'll get hurt. She's been hurt too many times in the past. But when she opens up to you, you'll never want to let her go. Showalla is sweet and innocent, but take her out and you will be amazed. Fun and sexy, you would never guess Showalla has a bit of dirty mind. She is adventurous if you know what I mean, but is still the classiest gal you could find.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire
Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
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