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Are you insane, like me? Been in pain like, me? Bought a $100 bottle of champagne, like me? Just to pour that motherf*cker down the drain, like me? Would you use your water bill to dry the stain, like me? Are you high enough without the Marry Jane, like me? Do you tear yourself apart to entertain, like me? Do the people whisper 'bout you on the train, like me? Sayin' that you shouldn't waste your pretty face, like me? ... And all the people say: You can't wake up, This is not a dream, Your part of a machine, You are not a human being, With your face all made up, Living on a screen, Low on self estream, So you run on gasoline, *ohs* I think there's a flaw in my code. *ohs* These voices won't leave me alone. Well my hear is gold, and my hands are cold.. ... Are you deranged, like me? Are you strange, like me? Lighting matches just to swallow up the flame, like me? Do you call yourself a f*cking hurricane, like me? Pointin' fingers 'cuz you'll never take the blame, like me? ... And all the people say: You can't wake up, This is not a dream, You are part of a machine, You are not a human being, With your face all made up living in a screen, Low on self esteem, So you run on gasoline. *ohs* I think there's a flaw in my code. *ohs* These voices won't leave me alone. Well my heart is gold, And my hands are cold...
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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