gasoline Tee
Are you insane, like me? Been in pain like, me? Bought a $100 bottle of champagne, like me? Just to pour that motherf*cker down the drain, like me? Would you use your water bill to dry the stain, like me? Are you high enough without the Marry Jane, like me? Do you tear yourself apart to entertain, like me? Do the people whisper 'bout you on the train, like me? Sayin' that you shouldn't waste your pretty face, like me? ... And all the people say: You can't wake up, This is not a dream, Your part of a machine, You are not a human being, With your face all made up, Living on a screen, Low on self estream, So you run on gasoline, *ohs* I think there's a flaw in my code. *ohs* These voices won't leave me alone. Well my hear is gold, and my hands are cold.. ... Are you deranged, like me? Are you strange, like me? Lighting matches just to swallow up the flame, like me? Do you call yourself a f*cking hurricane, like me? Pointin' fingers 'cuz you'll never take the blame, like me? ... And all the people say: You can't wake up, This is not a dream, You are part of a machine, You are not a human being, With your face all made up living in a screen, Low on self esteem, So you run on gasoline. *ohs* I think there's a flaw in my code. *ohs* These voices won't leave me alone. Well my heart is gold, And my hands are cold...
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means