Mendham
A scarily small town in Morris County, New Jersey... You know you live in Mendham if....... - you refill your white styrofoam cup just to show people you've been to Wicker -you've probably spotted Chris Christie at the local pub -the high school sports are absolutely awful and lack any type of spirit -despite sharing a high school, mendhamites find themselves superior to "chestericans" -you are republican and you are proud. It probably says #buildthewall in your instagram bio -half the people in this town go to swanky private schools -Mendham moms are spotted at the local grocery store and look away when they see you - it's difficult to spot someone who isn't white -you probably go to Florida in the winter, and LBI in the summer. - you know at least 1 girl who is committed as a sophomore for lacrosse -you think Morristown is a "ghetto" -you own a juul, probably bought from Golds in the so-called "ghetto" -you know at least five people going to UC Boulder, UVM, or Elon - Some people have lived here all their lives, but the majority just want to "get the hell out" -you hate Central High School. With a passion. You've probably called one a "farm hick" before
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
Best mug i have ever purchased! Subscribe
I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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