Mendham Mug
A scarily small town in Morris County, New Jersey... You know you live in Mendham if....... - you refill your white styrofoam cup just to show people you've been to Wicker -you've probably spotted Chris Christie at the local pub -the high school sports are absolutely awful and lack any type of spirit -despite sharing a high school, mendhamites find themselves superior to "chestericans" -you are republican and you are proud. It probably says #buildthewall in your instagram bio -half the people in this town go to swanky private schools -Mendham moms are spotted at the local grocery store and look away when they see you - it's difficult to spot someone who isn't white -you probably go to Florida in the winter, and LBI in the summer. - you know at least 1 girl who is committed as a sophomore for lacrosse -you think Morristown is a "ghetto" -you own a juul, probably bought from Golds in the so-called "ghetto" -you know at least five people going to UC Boulder, UVM, or Elon - Some people have lived here all their lives, but the majority just want to "get the hell out" -you hate Central High School. With a passion. You've probably called one a "farm hick" before
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!