Glens Falls
A small city in Upstate New York that's part of New York's Greater Capital Region, surrounded by various towns that might as well all be one big shithole. The job market has been steadily declining for decades so every other person is selling weed or stripping cars. A few investment groups tried cleaning up the neighborhoods after urban decay swept the region in the 90s and 2000s but the only thing that really stays decent are the buildings downtown. Almost everyone lives in apartment complexes or houses converted into multiple residences. Whenever someone gets killed over drugs (Only maybe a couple or three times a year, not too bad here tbh) its almost always ruled a suicide so the Detectives can go back to counting their bribe money from the drug kingpins that supply the areas dealers. Groups of teenage degenerates usually roam the streets looking for shit to steal or other groups to anagonize, mainly because they have no parental guidance since their dads walked out on them and their moms are selling their pussy for crack down on South Street, the center for scumbag nightlife and the area's red light district.
The Urban Dictionary Mug

Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
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