Noah Yoshimoto Mug
The one and only Hawaii-only failure of a celebrity. He's extremely well known for his trashy slurs such as "Fuck you, you skrub," or "God fucking damn it, I'm gonna go kms after this show. See you guys later." He's the edgelord of the fallen celebrities. He was very experimental, and tried to combine country, Hawaiian, rap, and death metal together in his music. He had a very squeaky voice that sounds like he hasn't gone through puberty yet, but the instrumentals were pretty cool. His first album, "Asia Boi" featuring the song "Kim Jong Un Our Savior". It didn't do so well, and it received plenty of criticism from local newspapers such as The Weekly Islands. The writer, Lauren Miyazaki, questioned Yoshimoto's thought process when he was writing the lyrics. She stated in her article, "I know that there are many young and talented individuals out there how can sing and dance, but has this dumbass ever listened to his own voice?" Yoshimoto's career was short lived, and lasted only for a year. After that, he became homeless and is now begging for change so that he can smoke marijuana. His fans were suspecting that Yoshimoto was a spy from North Korea, so he announced his retirement on April 13, 2016. TL;DR Noah Yoshimoto was a failure of a musician.
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wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
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very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right
Hi Cool mug! Really great and mad me lol when I saw the definition! 🤣
I would eat this mug, no hesitation