Valentina Mug
A female of uncontrollable beauty. Every person wants a Valentina in their life. She can be defined as beautiful and bad-ass. Never mess with a Valentina's boyfriend there can be a huge problem. A Valentina would have beautiful long hair, big eyes, and a nice ass.She is great in bed and will produce the best sex you will ever have. Valentina can be found dating someone with the following names: Jake, Mike, Andy, Chris, Logan, Jason, and Michael. She can be a well known comedian and will make many laughs. But be careful because Valentina can and will phisically hurt you if you mess with her loved ones. She loves her friends much more than her family and can be defined as left out and lonely when near her family. She never feels approved by her family and will always refer to her friends as her real family. Valentina needs affection If your her boyfriend then show her lots of love. She wants to be hugged and kissed.. So go ahead dont be afraid she wants it as much as you do. IF YOUR NOT HER BOYFRIEND DONT FLIRT. She can be known as a undertale fan. If you want to get with a Valentina.. make sure she isnt in a relationship and remember the way to a Valentina's heart is art. Suprise her with a cute text from time to time and ask her if shes okay... A Valentina can be shy once it comes to relationships she will hug you but wont go further until you make the first move. And like i said dont be afraid to make the first move you wont regret it :).
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Customer Reviews
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
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My daughter is a Seinfeld afficianato. She was pleasantly surprised when she opened the package with her Penske File mug. It has the definition of Penske File from the Urban dictionary. Totally worth the price!
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The Urban Dictionary is a unique place to find anecdotal memories on all sorts of stuff. Their ongoing communication once your order is placed is excellent. I have put in a significant number of orders recently, and the communication regarding my order status is excellent. I have had one order misplaced in transit. They have contacted me to say that they will get back to me, but to this point, they have not. So, that's a bit of a caveat in my rating. Overall, I would rate their products and customer service as good. I would not hesitate to deal with them in the future. Fill Your Boots with Whatever You Want to Order. Nice job, "Urban Dictionary."
Thank you for sharing this Unique piece of Artwork. You are the only one that offered this. Thank you for the quality service you have provided not only in what you offer but right on to the quality packaging as well. Thanks again - Peggy Hall
My brother Tom became an uncle & urban dictionary created a wonderful uncle Tom mug…
It is special to have a mug that has to do with my dad who invented a word when we were growing up. He passed away last year. Drinking from this mug is like spending time with him.