Zoë
Zoë - the best species ever to walk the planet They always are drop dead gorgeous with big brown eyes and an eye boggling smile . Their fashion sense is unique and original whilst keeping up to date with the newest trends. A Zoë's humor is one to behold. It is dark like the night sky, yet ridiculously funny to those who get it. True sarcasm is in there DNA and dad jokes are just not on the table. Zoë's are normally great caring friends who have high expectations of there friends and themselves when it comes to gossiping and bitching. They try not to bitch most of the time but hey a whole species gotta have its flaws . They are romantic and faithful in a relationship and are great girlfriend material. They also are slightly quick to fall in love but when they do u can see it in there eyes. Zoë's are a highly developed species that are extremely intelligent . They are brilliant at expressing themselves and analyzing situations. They also have a great amount of emotional intelligence which can make them short tempered and irritant. Zoë's always endeavour and persevere to the very end. They give the impression of strong and fearless although they might not always feel it. They are also quite self-conscious and care what others think. They are brilliant dancers and always have ability to flow make things flow although there not the most flexible. Although i could go on and on I wont here is a brief description of the species of Zoë
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Easy to order quality mug.
It’s cute and wasn’t broken when it shipped. Just smaller than expected
I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf
I thought this mug was a bear.
it is pretty good but not all of it describes me god bless all Nevaeh's
i love it i love this mug my boyfriend got this for me as a gift i love it very much i highly recommend this for you or a loved one it is very good i am planning to get my mans one on his birthday i hope he will love it thanks guys for listening
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This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
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