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my dearest * how i wish i never met you. all my life, i waited in silence for a face i could not name, and then you appeared, the angel hidden behind the veil of sleep. when i saw you, i couldn’t believe it. i had found you, but my heartso fragile, so trembling, could not speak the truth it had carried through lifetimes. how could i speak to you, when we were strangers and only one of us remembered? how foolish i would have seemed, to say my soul had met yours long before this world, to claim i knew you like the sky knows the stars. but you had forgotten. was it not god’s will we meet again? was this not the echo of a vow once sworn in light? but someone else won. many came before, and still, none held your heart. i waited. i watched. i believed we would end together, you for me, and i for you. then we became friends, and it was more than anything i’d known. no bond matched it. the world faded. only you, my divine friend. even the angels rejoiced at what we shared. and then, i ruined it. i made the mistake knowingly, believing i was unworthy, how could i, dust and doubt, deserve someone divine? and so it ended. i still see your face, the moment you knew. my heart never stopped breaking. your name lived in my dreams, your voice, your presence. and for a moment, god gave you back. we had our date. it was soft, perfect. a dream made real. when you left my car, i felt the ache of eternity. i miss you. and i wish i never met you – because in meeting you, i lost my faith in destiny

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
Every order personally reviewed

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Review by Jonathan H.

I think it’s funny and the quality is really good. Shipping was pretty fast too.

Jonathan H.Mar 17
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Arrived exactly on time( as projected) ;( beautiful blue color 💙 as specified) loving it ! ❤️

Britt L.Mar 17
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Loved the mug! It really suits me, my co-workers love it.

Michael C.Mar 16

Pissah!

GregMar 16
Review by anonymous  ..

nice.

anonymous ..Mar 15

Sent this to my crush now she has a restraining order on me!!!

Fuck U.Mar 15

Without this mug, my life was but a series of painful unfortunate events. Since it has come into my life, love has followed, joy has followed and dishonour has been disavowed. Sincerely. From the bottom of my heart. Thank you. Please keep up the good work and I hope everyone will find joy as I have one day.

Matty B.Mar 15

I love the Duh Big Red Truck so much that I have a tattoo. So does my best friend. We’re in our 60s. Woot woot!

Linda J.Mar 15
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my mom (Mia) loves the mug you made it is amazing you made her day #girlboss

Kaitlyn M.Mar 14

I love da gooning mug. now i know how to goon and i can goon with my cool new gooner friends !

Isaiah T.Mar 14

We really like our cup!!!

Gary M.Mar 14
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Just as described. Excellent packaging. Timely shipping. No problems here. Thanks!

RICK G.Mar 14
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Review by Cary B.

Just wish it could have had a little more of the text on the mug, but otherwise it's great. What a clever marketing idea to be able to get this on t-shirts and mugs.

Cary B.Mar 13
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I spent the money and directly sent this to be the pettest person ever to a person who was doing this to me. It was awesome

Jane s.Mar 11

It’s a sturdy ceramic mug. A little pricey, IMO, but I really wanted this definition on a mug. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Megan H.Mar 11
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Review by Francis B.

Just what is needed for someone’s desk during the pandemic and beyond when they have to “MacGuyver” to make things happen.

Francis B.Mar 11
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Best purchase of my life, it's all downhill from here!

Kathleen S.Mar 10

The Urban Dictionary offers one-of-a-kind products in its Coffee Mugs if you want to purchase something interesting. A bit off-center and not the norm. This is the place to be. Customer service is responsive to your query when asking a question. All Good.

Stephen N.Mar 10
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Bought the mug, Holds up like a charm!! I was "Botello'd" by my wife so I think its fitting

Nirem P.Mar 9

Bought the mug. Holds up like a charm. I got "Botello'd" by my wife. Makes me feel nice.

Russell R.Mar 9

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