yahnissi Mug
my dearest * how i wish i never met you. all my life, i waited in silence for a face i could not name, and then you appeared, the angel hidden behind the veil of sleep. when i saw you, i couldn’t believe it. i had found you, but my heartso fragile, so trembling, could not speak the truth it had carried through lifetimes. how could i speak to you, when we were strangers and only one of us remembered? how foolish i would have seemed, to say my soul had met yours long before this world, to claim i knew you like the sky knows the stars. but you had forgotten. was it not god’s will we meet again? was this not the echo of a vow once sworn in light? but someone else won. many came before, and still, none held your heart. i waited. i watched. i believed we would end together, you for me, and i for you. then we became friends, and it was more than anything i’d known. no bond matched it. the world faded. only you, my divine friend. even the angels rejoiced at what we shared. and then, i ruined it. i made the mistake knowingly, believing i was unworthy, how could i, dust and doubt, deserve someone divine? and so it ended. i still see your face, the moment you knew. my heart never stopped breaking. your name lived in my dreams, your voice, your presence. and for a moment, god gave you back. we had our date. it was soft, perfect. a dream made real. when you left my car, i felt the ache of eternity. i miss you. and i wish i never met you – because in meeting you, i lost my faith in destiny
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother