Waste and Baste
In order to Waste and Baste your woman, you need three essential items. 1) A handle of Tequila 2) A paintbrush (the bigger the better) 3) A bucket of Barbecue Sauce. The steps to Wasting and Basting are as follows: 1) Get your woman REALLY drunk on Tequila. I mean, blackout drunk. So drunk that she doesn't even know what's going on. This is the waste part. 2) After she is wasted, you want to strip her down to her bare ass. 3) Take your paintbrush, and dip it into the Barbecue Sauce. Get your paintbrush covered. Make sure all of the little bristles are completely immersed in BBQ sauce. 4) Take the paintbrush, and spread it all over her fine ass and her titties. Don't be afraid to use the paintbrush! And voila, you have successfully wasted and basted your first woman. BUT, if you really wanna be a man; there is one optional step: 5) Lick the BBQ sauce clean off of her ass and titties.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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It was hilarious and I loved it
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So funny and fun to share. Great gift
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Great as punctuation to an inside joke. Very expensive for a coffee cup.
Excellent communication. Prompt service. Quality product.
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Great idea to be able to offer this quality mug. I wish it would have come with the full text including examples listed on Urban Dictionary but I do love the mug. Just bought my 2nd one. Packaging is duarable and perfect for rough transit.
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I wish the text on the back wasn’t so small—if I had to order it over again I would’ve inquired as to whether the words could be enlarged so it filled up more of the “white space” on the back
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